2025 Drop 2 - CLOSED

  • SPEED

    Experience Unrivalled Speed and Long Ponytails. Snap some pool cues over your knees and ram them into the nearest bad guy's earhole - everyone loves it.

  • POWER

    See those heavy weights? Stick 'em on a barbell and lift the hell out of them. Fuck it, do some jumping jacks. Nobody is gonna tell you not to!

  • MEDITATER

    To truly achieve spiritual harmony you need to do a meditate. Big time. Stick some Duran Duran on and drift away. Burn some incense why not?
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Ol' Favourites

A selection of our finest wares that you may purchase at any time you please

THE VAULT

Opening up the vault for limited-time access to classic releases.

IMPORTANT INFORMATION

All sales are final. Please check sizing notes on each garment. Wash each garment carefully, preferably inside out. Do not tumble dry. Do not iron on print. All items are pre-order, please allow approximately 1 month for production and processing before shipping. Domestic UK orders take approx 48 hours to arrive after shipping. International orders take much longer. You are responsible for all taxes and duties that may be levied.