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"The Way" Tee

"The Way" Tee

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Real men (and women) do sports. REAL GUYS (AND GIRLS) HAVE NO REGARD FOR THEIR OWN PERSONAL SAFETY! 😤😤😤

What does that mean? That means you do jiujitsu WITHOUT A CUP! Who the heck needs to protect their crown jewels anyway when you're a frikkin badass? Not me that's for sure! Plus I already have kids so it's fine. 

That also means you TOTALLY DISREGARD WARMUPS! Let me be clear: Warmups are for losers. Why waste your energy warming up or stretching or getting the blood flowing, when you can instead use that energy turning a white belt into a bloody pretzel?! Pinging your hamstring or giving yourself a hernia should be considered a BADGE OF HONOUR for true sportspersons. 

Also - teeth? OVERRATED. Gumshields are a waste of money. There is nothing - I repeat, NOTHING - sweeter than the feeling of sandy grit in your mouth and jagged, sharp teeth that comes from getting your clock cleaned by some massive Eastern European guy's sweaty elbow. I just swallow all the fragments of teeth and use them to make my bones stronger. 

No cup, no gumshield, no warmup - THIS IS THE WAY. 

Note: This is an "OVERSIZED" tee. Meaning it is fashionable AF. It also means it's quite big, so order regular size if you are fashionable, or order a size down if you want it to fit like your Dad's t-shirt.

100% cotton heavyweight oversized shirt, printed in the UK.

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