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No Balance Tee

No Balance Tee

Regular price $20.00 USD
Regular price $39.00 USD Sale price $20.00 USD
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 Once again turning our towering intellect to the act of parody, this No Balance shirt pays homage to a very famous and slightly more financially successful brand, but takes its entire brand ethos and tips it on its flipping head. If you've ever tried to do sports - or even walk or cross the road - and fallen over, this tee is for you. If you zoom in real close, you'll see the now-ICONIC Unathletic thumbs hidden subtly within the design. But don't zoom in too close - your face will literally melt and you will probably trip over you useless old codger.

Note: This is an "OVERSIZED" tee. Meaning it is fashionable AF. It also means it's quite big, so order regular size if you are fashionable, or order a size down if you want it to fit like your Dad's t-shirt.

Cotton / Poly blend heavyweight oversized shirt

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