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"P.E.D. Inspector" Tee

"P.E.D. Inspector" Tee

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This is basically your key to backstage access at any major sporting event. Just turn up as the official PED Inspector and boom, you're in. You even get a free lanyard in case any bozo tries to stop you (as if!). PEDs, if you didn't know, are Performance Enhancing Drugs, and they are absolutely everywhere. You take them, your mum takes them, your postman takes them, your cat takes them, everyone takes them. Except the top guys and girls in jiujitsu! Oh no sirree. They definitely never take them. All those positive steroids tests? All mistakes! Or tainted supplements. Every. Single. One! They are all as clean as Helio's fresh tighty whities. Definitely! 

This is the perfect t-shirt for the immense ADCC in Las Vegas. That place is gonna be JAM PACKED with PEDs for you to inspect. I mean wall to wall drug abusers, basically. AWESOME

DID I MENTION THE FREE LANYARD?! 

Note: This is an "OVERSIZED" tee. Meaning it is fashionable AF. It also means it's quite big, so order regular size if you are fashionable, or order a size down if you want it to fit like your Dad's t-shirt.

100% cotton heavyweight oversized shirt, printed in the UK.

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