Not 'Roids Performance Decreasing Drinks Flask

I would NEVER take steroids. Not only do I not know anyone who deals steroids (bummer), but they are super icky and bad for you and mostly used by devil-worshippers.

Choose this Not Steroids vacuum flask to make sure everyone knows you are NATTY. It's especially useful for black belt world champions - you can just sip on this while making prolonged eye contact with USADA or WADA or IBJJF officials prowling around holding a piss cup looking for victims. That way everyone knows that what you are taking is NOT STEROIDS and even if it was, you are not to blame because you didn't realise there were steroids in the container. 

This is a heavy duty big boy vacuum flask, 40 ounce or just over one litre capacity, and because it's a vacuum thingy, it means it keeps your cold stuff cold and your hot stuff hot - which sounds scientifically impossible to me but apparently that's how it works. 

Pls note this is a novelty product and Unathletic does not condone the use of steroids, UNLESS you really really want to win all your karate matches in the gym, then it's fine.