Too Stressed Dad Hat

Too Stressed To Be Blessed.

It's like that famous phrase, too blessed to be stressed, except - you know - cleverly inverted to accurately portray your feeling of existential dread and creeping agony. Do you feel so stressed that you can never feel blessed? Let the world know with this incredible, mind-blowing hat. It is what is known as a Dad Hat, which means it kind of sits on your head at a jaunty angle and the peak is curved, which is what hats used to look like until Basketball and Baseball guys came along and then suddenly curved hats were super lame and only "dads" wore them, until dads decided to reclaim the curved hat thing and empower themselves by proudly declaring yeah, yeah that's right, this is a dad hat and what?! What are you gonna do about it? I'll tell you what - nothin! Because I am warning you. I am on the edge of a mental breakdown (hence the hat.) 

H/T Roy for the idea.