Right leg hospital, left leg cemetery. That's what legendary karate-man Mirkel 'CroCap' Phillips used to say, right before he promptly kicked people's damn heads right off. Surely you've seen him, yeah?
These are turbo-high-quality socks literally slathered in Unathletic branding, including the word UNATHLETIC around the top and - as a special bonus just for you - a big LOSER on the bottom. What's more, the socks even have HOSPITAL and CEMETARY written on them so that you don't get your left and right sides confused.
ONE SIZE ONLY - Fits UK shoe size 7-11 which is 8-12 in US shoes sizes.